Just Pass Me By

When I sit in a chair normally I curl one leg under my behind. I have always sat down like this I don’t know why. Yesterday at church, I went to set down and talk to one of the ladies. I figure it is nice to sit down and talk to someone then to stand up and talk to them. I hate it when people stand up while talking to me when I am sitting. Personally I find it overwhelming and it makes me claustrophobic.

I went around to the other side of the table. I put my leg on it and I guess my knee was maybe in the middle, and the chair broke on me. Ops! How embarrassing, Our Rabbi said, The chair not for kneeling. I was like I wasn’t kneeling I was trying to sit my fat butt down. I don’t say it like that because I try to be respectful to leadership, I think I said I wasn’t kneeling I was trying to sit down. After that I just figured might as well make a joke about being to heavy for the chair. I seriously was to heavy for the chair, maybe they aught to be glad I am not bodybuilding supplements or the pews might get broken by the way I like sitting down. I guess I will have to remember not to sit like that in the chairs downstairs.