Just Pass Me By

Ever notice how cats want to play with things they aught to not play with. I have learned a long time ago not to leave any of my jewelry on the bathroom counter because I know Otis will think hey shinny and got a string so I get to play with it.
He always has the attitude it’s mine to play with, even if it’s a book. It’s mine to play with even if it’s in your hands because it looks so fun to play with, no you can’t read that book because I want my paws on it and I am going to head but it, so you can just forget about where you are on the page. I think this would be what he would say to me, if he could talk.
My husband has noticed sometimes half of his food ends up on the floor, he will play with his food and then decided, oh maybe I aught to eat this here, but forget about the stuff on the floor, and oh by the way don’t even think about putting it back in my bowl because I will just flip the bowl upside down and put all the food on the floor, so you just better throw away the little bit on the floor.
I do not take off my wedding ring now my husband does at night, I am surprised that Otis hasn’t decided your wedding ring bub is mine to play with. I don’t have a lot of religious jewelry, but I have a couple of things. One necklace my husband gave me which is a star of David with a tiny cross in the middle of it. Otis hasn’t hasn’t lost that one for me yet, mostly because I put it in my jewelry box and only wear it on special occasions.
Even my laptop Otis thinks is his to play with, my last laptop he managed to take all the keys off of it. Now that was a fun little tasks putting back together and have you ever had to try to find them little rubber things under the litters on the keyboard, not a fun task. My current laptop Otis hasn’t done that to this one probably because I close it part way so he can’t get to the keys. Why is it that he got so many toys to play with but yet he insists on playing with things he shouldn’t like the electric codes, but lets not go there.