Just Pass Me By

I think I started my day off badly, and I am sure nature agrees with me. First, I wake up and noticed dad checkbook was not in my wallet, where it was for the casino. I looked everywhere and was about to be late for work. So I lift, after looking in all my normal places. I called the casino and lift a message; next I called my bank and made sure nothing was happening on his account. That was in the clear but I ended up starting work a little late. I got off work and still no call from the casino, so I called them back, and finally got to the right security guard to help me find out. They did not have the checkbook. Then I started warning that maybe I got pick pocket and didn’t realized it because I had moved dad checkbook out of my wallet at one point because it was pinching me. I was worried. My kids today decided to try to booger me, what a lovely day I had, don’t get me wrong work went great. My kids were happy just happens when kids get boogers and stuff and it not they met too.
After work, I called the Casino and was transferred to the correct extension. They did not have my checkbook there which is not good. I was pretty upset because I had 3 options the banker told me this morning and none of them I liked very much. I called my husband to see if he saw it and he hadn’t seen it. I came home and started looking, to make sure maybe I laid it down somewhere without realizing it I often do put the checkbook away. I couldn’t find it in any of my normal places, and I was starting to get upset. I went to the bathroom, and just happen to look in the bathtub. The checkbook was right there. Okay, how did that happen I need a custom mugs that says will lose things in the weirdest places.
Well I found it and felt a lot better so I decided I would walk the dog. Maybe I should have stayed home today. It was a beautiful day, but the birds decided it was poop bomb the girl with the dog. Okay people with long thin hair, this is not a fun thing to get out of your hair. By the time I had gotten home it mostly dried up and I had bird pooh all over my hair, and on my clothes.